stay vigilant. ‘How to Survive an Encounter with an Ostrich’
i think the best part is where the article explains to me how i could kill an ostrich as a ‘last resort’. of course yada yada yada. just seemed the most relevant info if the shit really goes down.
"If your life is in danger and you have a stout stick, a hard blow to the ostrich’s neck will usually break its neck and kill the animal. A well placed shot into the center of the main body ("center mass") from a large caliber handgun (.44 or .45 caliber) will stop the ostrich. A machete blow to the neck will also kill the bird. Naturally, killing the animal should be a last resort only."
if it’s me or him then lights out ostrich motherfucker. now trending. #ifitsmeorhimthenlightsoutostrichmotherfucker